Don't you want to be
Totally hot like me
A celebrity (platinum blonde)
The epitome
Of a mystery
Paparazzi (platinum blonde)
Welcome to heaven
My blonde, blonde world
Like Marilyn Monroe or Bridget Bardot
At the curtain call
Always the belle of the ball
Oh yeah
Iconic blondes
Like me
And Debbie Harry
Won't settle for
Dirty
Or Strawberry
We look like barbie dolls
We know we know it all
Oh yeah
Don't you want to be
Totally hot like me
A celebrity (platinum blonde)
The epitome
Of a mystery
Paparazzi (platinum blonde)
Peroxide do your work on me (I'll be a platinum blonde)
This is the recipe
Totally guaranteed
One of the bourgeoisie (platinum blonde)
Just like Dietrich
I am
A blonde Venus
I've said enough
Now class
You are dismissed
This is the lesson plan
To land a rich, rich man
Oh yeah
Platinum is better, superior
The very best
The rest are inferior
You can keep your gold
Now don't be difficult
Oh yeah
Don't you want to be
Totally hot like me
A celebrity (platinum blonde)
The epitome
Of a mystery
Paparazzi (platinum blonde)
Peroxide do your work on me (I'll be a platinum blonde)
This is the recipe
Totally guaranteed
One of the bourgeoisie (platinum blonde)
Love is the bombshell, beautiful bombshell
Down at the wishing well where I will cast a spell
Love is the bombshell, beautiful bombshell
Don't you want to be
Totally hot like me
A celebrity (platinum blonde)
The epitome
Of a mystery
Paparazzi (platinum blonde)
Peroxide do your work on me (I'll be a platinum blonde)
This is the recipe
Totally guaranteed
One of the bourgeoisie (platinum blonde)