Please Don?t Put Me On Hold
(Intro)
1, 2
(Verse)
Thank you for calling, the lines are all busy
Cause there are too many people like you
Call a few answer and one of them quickly press seal of a main man new
English press 1, Spanish press 2
11th in line(?), so we can get to you
(Chorus)
I'm tryna be nice, not pushy or bold
So please don't put me on hold!
(Verse)
Were here, waiting, trying to ? alone
Hong Kong, Chicago and ?
If we can't help you, then don't come ask for recording these calls
So you won't curse
(Chorus)
I'm tryna be nice, so God, no
Please don't put me on hold!
(Verse)
It's the wrong department, I'll transport on
Voice mail sets, that employer is gone
Gone on vacation and the line clicks over
I'm losing composure
What's your account for? The four digit pin
I didn't hear you, so try it again!
I'm searching through my wallet and I'm tearing it apart
Please, don't make me restart
I'm hearing ? versions of 'Hard rock classic'
'Smells like teen spirit' done with clarinet and strings
(Verse)
What could be up, what's takin' so slow?
I started hummin' and taping my toe
The 'Born to be wild' song in the phone
?
(Instrumental break)
(Verse)
Am I still connected, cause I can't tell?
I'm afraid I'm caught up in a ring of hell
It's a thought it's plan it's a scam it's a clue
I just wanna talk to someone who can tell me how to fix
Correct a mistake, the meaning of life
Tell me it's not too late
(Chorus)
I'm tryna be nice, but truth be told
Please don't put me on hold!
(Bridge)
Finally, a real person says 'can I help you, love?'
I say if you were in this room, I would kiss you on the mouth
You cough and say this is customer service
I'm backpeddlin tryna state my purpose
(Chorus)
I'm tryna be nice, I'm not creepy or old
Just please don't put me on hold!