Please Man

Big & Rich, Wyclef Jean

There goes the neighborhood

Please man, don't call the police, man

Why can we just be friends

And try to get along?

I don't wanna hurt no one

I just wanna have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don't call the police, man

I didn't know the stereo was playing so loud

(Turn it up)

I didn't know, the Go-Go girls were dancing

(Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it)

It's out of sight, it's alright

So let me get you a cold Red Stripe

And please man, don't call the police, man

Why can we just be friends

And try to get along?

(We don't like those country records)

I don't wanna hurt no one

I just wanna have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don't call the police, man

I didn't mean to cause a scene

Make anyone man

For goodness sake, no need to hate

We were just playin'

So count to ten, do it again

(Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four)

You do anything you like, my friend

(Three, two, one, one, one, one)

But please man, don't call the police, man

Why can we just be friends

And try to get along?

(We don't like those country records)

Don't wanna hurt no one

I just wanna have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don't call the police, man

(Check my country swagger, yo)

I dress in black like the late Johnny Cash

Snatch more cash than Willie Nelson

Why you undercover that? We could split the profits, man

I'm a gambler like Kenny Rodgers

My t-shirt says

'The Devil Went Down To Georgia Like Charlie Daniels'

Back in the crib, I'm watching Reba

I hear the helicopters, police bust the door down

I in court getting judged by the judge

I got acquitted 'cause they love them cowboys

Cowgirls call me Wyclef Jean

With those Big & Rich Boys?

Be friends and try to get along

I don't wanna hurt no one

I just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don't call the police, man

Yeah, I'm begging you

Please man, don't call the police, man