I'll dress up like Gene Kelly
I'll dress up like John Wayne
I'll teach you how to read
And I'll teach you how to clean
I'm not talking about the house, whoa no
Take me to the rooftop
I'll show you what I know
Do I pull the trigger
No, you squeeze it nice and slow
We're talking about a gun, whoa yeah
Don't give away your position, whoa oh
Cuz it's you and me and a little plant
And a pig-faced oven mitt
Doing jobs from time to time
Apartment to apartment
Old Tony tells us what to do
And holds all of our money to
... I can't live without you
I'll pretend to practice violin
And I'll pretend to be your dad
Appreciate the things we have
And remember the things we had
We're talking about our lives, before
Let's not dwell on our past, anymore
Cuz it's you and me and a little plant
And a pig-faced oven mitt
Doing jobs from time to time
Apartment to apartment
Old Tony tells us what to do
And holds all of our money too...
I can't do this
I can't do this
I can't do this...
Without you