Last night she was twenty
And she's put on at least forty pounds
You got plowed good looking
You got plowed sweet talker
You got plowed you genius
My poor lap lays there like a dead bird
It's time to put the snorkel on
You got plowed you big mouth
You got plowed you tough guy
You got plowed muff diver
You got plowed you bigshot
You got plowed you wet shit
There's my mug in the paper
It seems I am today's local news
You got plowed good looking
You got plowed sweet talker
You got plowed you genius