Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues
Irving, where are my maxi pads
Help me find them
Before I paint the whole house red
You men have it sooo easy
I wish that you could feel this
Just once
I'm passing clots
The size of basketballs
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Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Oh God, it's stained through
Onto my new dress
Goddamnit
Why'd this have to happen now
I can't go out like this
I look like I've been shot
Ohh, you're hungry are you
Well come here, Irving darling
How about a bloody mary
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