Prince of the Rodeo
Hi ridin' daddy, o
Prince of the rodeo
Spur, hump, hey, ho, let's go
Prince of the rodeo
Fornicator of the lasso
Prince of the rodeo
Sperminator of the asshole
Prince of the rodeo
Shoot the chute
Pull the flute
I'm back in the saddle
The world's most
Progressive cowboy
Lo' ridin' daddy, o
Prince of the rodeo
Sexy denim Romeo
Prince of the rodeo
Burns of steel, geronimo!
Prince of the rodeo
And don't forget the clown
I'm ridin' high, I'm ridin' low
Prince of the rodeo