Princess Telephone
"Bet she's a secret admirer of Lady Godiva
She'd strip at the flip of a hat"
"You know they cancelled her charge account
Whaddya think of that?"
She felt the alienation from her friends and relations
So close yet remote just the same
It seems she gives them her money
But they have trouble remembering her name
CHORUS
She never worries about all the time spent alone on her
Princess Telephone
She never worries about, never harbours a doubt on her
Princess Telephone
She never worries - and that worries me!
Princess Telephone
"Well have you heard about Debbie and Mr. McKenzie...
They're involved in a secret affair"
"...It seems they borrowed their neighbours convertible
'Cause it was there!"
Hold the line operator
'Cause the message you gave her
Belongs to a party unknown
She's been insanely affected since you disconnected the phone
CHORUS
She never worries about all the time spent alone on her
Princess Telephone
She never worries about, never harbours a doubt on her
Princess Telephone
She never worries - and that worries me!
Princess Telephone
BRIDGE
You know she has a princess telephone
She sits inside her bedroom all alone
She dreams about her secret love affair
But when she wakes there's no one there