Punk Rock Cock
Taco Apocalypse
I used to have a girlfriend, but I couldn't keep her
Because every time I dropped my pants, she laughed at my anteater
It was verbal abuse that I just couldn't take
So that's why I decided that I'm gonna trim my snake
Yeah, yeah, I am so punk rock
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna trim my cock
Yeah, yeah, I am so damn scene
Yeah, yeah, auf wiedersehen, ween
I should be careful to not get an infection
Don't wanna shoot blood with every erection
Times like these it really really hurts when I gotta go
Times like these I really really miss the ol' Gonzo
This is a treat, no it's not a trick
This is a makeover for my dick
DIY circumcision
It's my own decision
By my own incisions
DIY circumcision
Now when I piss, my cock is so mangled
It's real hit or miss, it shoots in all angles
DIY circumcision
It's my own decision
By my own incisions
Say goodbye, foreskin
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