And they put punks on postcards Sell them to the tourists Oh don't they love the English
Any they put cops on duty They're wearing funny hats ha
They put the queen on stamps Look at all the waving flags
Someone threw a stone through a Cadillac window Someone threw a stone through a Cadillac window Cos someone threw a stone through a Cadillac window
They put punks in jail and cops on overtime Keeping the dirt right under the carpet Trying to draw that we're all eccentric
There's tourists in the sun and money in the pockets The Union Jacks moves it's so Patriotic! ha
They'll put your name on file Your picture on a postcard If you really think that's fab They'll make you the epitome of what the tourists love to see