I was gonna marry a doctor
But I ordered an apple pie
And it sent him away
Like Adam and Eve
I guess he liked Steve
So he ran away
Off to Paraguay
Like Adam and Eve
I guess he liked Steve
So he ran away
Off to Paraguay
I was gonna marry a doctor
Make Mama proud
Be super rich
Like Adam and Eve
I guess he liked Steve
So he ran away
Off to Paraguay
Like Adam and Eve
I guess he liked Steve
So he ran away
Off to Paraguay
I was gonna marry a doctor
But I ate that apple pie
And he ran away
Like Adam and Eve
I guess he liked Steve
So he ran away
Off to Paraguay
Like Adam and Eve
I guess he liked Steve
So he ran away
He must be gay...