Queen and I
I love it how she breathes booze in the morning
And it's so sexy how she can't remember last night
I made the fatal mistake letting her drink again
Well, who the hell am I to tell her how to live her life?
And if you could put dumb in a shot glass
I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me
Plenty's not enough for sitting in the stand to
Settle for anything, anything's better than lettin' her
Think she can do better than me she'll come around eventually
'Cause baby girl's a queen
But the queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm goin' through withdraws but I got nothing to lose
Oh no, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh, so hollow
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh, so hollow
I find it funny she can never find her car keys
Immediately after telling me she can't take it
She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities
And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated
And the front page headline read
Let the girl go, you know you can do better
It's bad, when the fact that you can't have her
Is the reason you sweat her
Don't let her take advantage of you
Like the other dudes let her
You better cut your losses now, buddy
'Cause baby girl's a queen
But the queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm goin' through withdraws but I got nothing to lose
Oh no, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh, so hollow
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh, so hollow
Drown yourself it's not worth keeping me
Just put it down right now and bow out gracefully
('Cause baby girl's a queen)
Drown yourself it's not worth keeping me
(The queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves)
Just put it down right now and bow out gracefully
(And she's made me a fiend)
(I won't be withdrawed 'cause I got nothing to lose)
Oh no, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh, so hollow
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh, so hollow