Queen Anne Front
When great grandfather was a gay young man
And great grandmother was his bride
They found a lot, a jolly little spot
Over on the old North Side
It sloped down toward the river
From River Avenue
Great grandma said that it would give her
Such a lovely view
So they took a look in Godey's Ladies book
To see what they could find
And they found a house, a jolly little house
With a Queen Anne front and a Mary Anne behind
Now great grandfather was a handy man
Who never wasted any time
He found a crew that knew just what to do
With white pine, common brick and lime
He said, "I'll build a big veranda
Where Amanda can perch
And I'll sit there myself on Sunday mornings
When everybody else has gone to church"
The neighbors said, "He's crazy in the head
He's surely lost his mind
But he built that house, that jolly little house
With a Queen Anne front and a Mary Anne behind"
Now great grandpa at last was laid to rest
With great grandmother at his side
Old Aunt Amanda said, "My land
An empty house I can't abide"
"I'll start a ladies' seminary
It will be very select
Of course, it will be very necessary
That all my girls be circumspect"
As you may guess it was a big success
Those girls were so refined
In that self-same house, that jolly little house
With a Queen Anne front and a Mary Anne behind
Now aunt Amanda's work at last was done
And she passed on to her reward
Appeared a sign that bore the line
Announcing simply, 'Room and Board'
The house was soon filled
With roomers of every degree
Red flannel underwear and bloomers
Hung out for everyone to see
The old porch stoop had started in to droop
The house looked so resigned
That self-same house, that jolly little house
With a Queen Anne front and a Mary Anne behind
Now that old house was looking worse and worse
And so was River Avenue
Wooden shacks across the tracks
Spoiled great grandma's lovely view
A group of very pretty ladies moved in there one day
They were such pretty Sues and Sadie's
But a wagon came and took them all away
Said one old dame, "Now isn't it a shame
My girls were so refined
But they closed that house, that jolly little house
With a Queen Anne front and a Mary Anne behind"