Queen of My Double Wide Trailer
Well I met her out at Murphy's restaurant
She said she was fresh from the farm
I remember thinkin' for a country girl
She went pretty well armed
We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank
I ordered her a sloe gin fizz
And when them chicken fried steaks arrived
She said "I like livin' like this".
So I made her?
The queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck
A few nights later I run into her
With some stranger on a park bench
She said 'he rebuilds engines and his name is earl
He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque-wrench"
I whispered 'Honey let's just go on home
Have some onion rings and watch TV"
As I walked her to the truck
Earl was crying "Don't you leave me"
I told him, this here's?..
The queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Now she's run off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck
Now bless her little soul, she's not to blame
That's just the way her mind is
If there's a way to stir trouble up
The girl was born to find
She's the queen
She's the queen
The queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck