Ragged Ol' Flag
Ragged old flag, ragged old flag
Why should I wrap myself up in this ragged old flag?
I'm sick of the mosquitoes
Raise your glass to freedom parasites
They left me with nothin' but this self-drawn faded tattoo
The Irish are into whiskey
but Americans are suckers for
Wang Dang Whoop Dee Doo
They're always talkin' bout their
Ragged old flag, ragged old flag
Why should I wrap myself up in this ragged old flag?
We fought to be all equal
but now there is a sequel
to this here rule
Ya must dangle a carrot
In front of a stubborn mule
They said to me baby
That someday that maybe
You'll be this rich too
But all they really want
Is another nose to the grindstone fool
Frankly, that shit gets me sick
Right on my shoes
They're always talkin' bout their
Ragged old flag, ragged old flag
Why should I wrap myself up in this ragged old flag?
Well they grabbed me early
By my short and curlies
A puttin' propaganda in my mind
Joe that plumber sure don't like Obamer
The news'll yank yer doodle all the time
Well they grab you early
By your short and twirlies
Salutin' propaganda in a line
Joe that plumber sure don't like Obamer
The news'll yank yer doodle all the time
Ragged old flag, ragged old flag
Why should I wrap myself up in this ragged old flag?