Raggy music to his cattle,
Back in forth in his saddle,
Who is syncopated gaited,
And with such a funny meter,
To the roar of his repeater!
When they hear the fella's gun,
Because the western folks all know:
Son-of-a-gun from Arizona,
Look out, Sheriff! They're gettin' away!
Alvin, stop shooting that gun.
Reach for the sky, you sidewinder!
Alvin, will you put that gun down!
Don't worry lady! I'll go get 'em!
Alvin! Will you please put that thing down and get back here and sing!?
Raggy music to his cattle,
Back in forth in his saddle,
Who is syncopated gaited,
And with such a funny meter,
To the roar of his repeater!
When they hear the fella's gun,
Because the western folks all know:
Son-of-a-gun from Arizona,
[Alvin, shouting to fade out]