Random
(Verse 1)
Spitballin'
I'm runnin' the game
Man I'm random
I'm doin' my thang
I talk about anything
That comes to my mind
Unless I'm at Church
Then now is not the time
I even listen to music
Of many different genres
Then
As soon as the music is done
I'ma
Listen to anything else
That I can think of
Then
I'ma walk around
Like I reek of
The music
That comes
Right out of
My mouth
Then as soon as I start singin'
Everyone's buggin' out
They're annoyed
At what I'm doin'
They wanna fight
And get into it
So I start screamin'
"Go 'head do it
Go ahead and see
If your shoe fit
Let's see
Whichever one it took
I hope you know
That the shoe is on the wrong foot
(Chorus)
I'm random like numbers in sudoku
I'm commando like the general from Goku
I'm random but yo I'm the man though
I'm the man though but I generate commandos
(Verse 2)
I wanna know
Why the day
Starts out
This way
Why I look
Tore up
To my head
From the floor up
I wake up in the mornin'
And what do I see
Not 1
Not 2
But 3 by me
I ask the girls
"Hey where ya'll come from?"
They said
"The stars and the wish you made upon 'em"
I ran out my room
And I screamed "But how?...
They weren't there last night
But they are there now"
My brother comes out
He's as surprised as I am
He walks up to one of the girls
And says "Hello ma'am"
He asked for their names
And I did as well
And they said
"Monique",
"Trish",
And "Michelle"
I said "Wait 'Michelle'
I know you
You're the girl I used to date
Back in 2002"
And so she said
"What?"
And I said
"Oh I'm sorry,
It's just
That
I mistaken you
For somebody"
So we went
Out to eat
At this place called "Point Break"
I ordered the crabs
And my brother ordered
The steak
I went to ask the three girls
For
Their
Order
And the only thing they wanted
Was a glass of cold water
So
The only thing
I can do
Was
"Why" it
They said
"It's only because we're
On a diet"
So I said
"Why you on a diet?
You already skinny
If I had a cent
For your weight
It would only be a penny
(Chorus)
I'm random like the numbers in Sudoku
I'm Commando like the general from Goku
I'm random but yo I'm the man though
I'm the man though but I generate commandos
(Verse 3)
So we
Went
Ridin'
Down in the city
We
Had
Nothin' and the girls
Had
Plenty
I
Turn around
And
What do I see
Another two
In the same
Predictament as we
So we said
To the girls
Look a cat
Eatin' a dog
We
Left the girls
With their minds
In a fog
They
Turn around
And what
Do they see
Two
People behind 'em named
"Joe" and "Malik"
So Joe
And Malik
Took
Their
Stuff
The Girls
Said somethin'
And they screamed
"Man
I'm
Buff!"
Then Joe
Said "Go 'head
Say
Somethin' else
And I'ma make you go ahead and carry this
By yourself!"
We
Snuck away while they were focused
On
Them
And while they walked away
Their conversations grew slim
We went
With the other girls
To go to Burger King
They were really hot
And their kindness
Was another thing
We
Ordered the Burgers
And they
Ordered the Fries
They
Ordered the Fries
Because
The
Color
Of
Their
Eyes
My brother
Asked
For their
Names
And I did as well
And they
Said
"Monique",
"Trish",
And "Michelle"
(Chorus)
I'm random like the numbers in Sudoku
I"m commando like the general form Goku
I'm random but yo I'm the man though
I'm the man though but I generate Commandos