Rat Race
Well, I wake up in the morning
Each and every day
And I sit down at the table
And I hear my daddy say
Life is nothing, it's a nothing
Life is nothing but a slap in the face
Life is nothing, it's a nothing
Life is nothing but a fat rat race
Every night I have a dream
That you're taking off your dress
The only thing you're wearing
Life is nothing but a slap in the face
Life is nothing, it's a nothing
Life is nothing but a fat rat race
What is life? What is life?
A rat race, a rat race
What is life? What is life?
A rat race, a rat race
A rat race, a rat, rat race
It's a jungle out there
And I know I don't belong
So all night long
I just sing my stupid song
Life is nothing, it's a nothing
Life is nothing but a slap in the face
Life is nothing, it's a nothing
Life is nothing but a fat rat race
What is life? A rat race
What is life? A rat race
A rat, a rat race, a rat race