Redneck Crazy
Why the hell would you drive through her neighborhood?
You think scaring her is the best way to move on?
I'm all for cranking up a little Hank, sitting on the hood and drinking, but if that was your daughters ex out on her lawn
I would shoot the headlights out of his Silverado
Oh, the best thing to do right now is get up and go
All you'll find here is a fight, and two wrongs don't make a right
Man up, stop being such a baby
That ain't redneck, that's just crazy
It don't matter how long it's been going on
The only pill you need to swallow is your pride
Just hop back in your truck, turn the key and fire it up
There are better ways to get over her lies
Than to aim your headlights into her bedroom window and throw empty beer cans at both of their shadows
Even if she broke your heart
And tour your world a part
Man up, quit acting like a baby
That ain't redneck, that's just crazy
Theirs no need to wish them both the best
Endless love and happiness
And give her satisfaction
And justify her actions
By showing up at her house at 3 AM
Instead turn your headlights down some dusty back road
Grab your tackle box, a case of beer, twist up some homegrown
Head out to the lake tonight
Tie one on and throw a line
Man up boy, quit acting like a baby
That ain't redneck that's just crazy