Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom
Pleated khaki pants, and cologne thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s the bomb
(you sure smell perty)
Shake her dads hand
Look him in the eye
And tell him Straight up im just a regular guy (ill have her home by 9 sir)
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m on it)
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a regular guy just like Dawsonâ"š¬â"ž¢s Creek
A regular guy just donâ"š¬â"ž¢t call me a geek,â"š¬ a geek yeah
But sometimes I remember what got me here
It was Friday and cussing
Back off Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m in a boy band
And showing no fear
I watch Jay Leno (heâ"š¬â"ž¢s funny) 7th Heaven too
And I ask myself sometimes what would jesus do
Grab me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m buds with my mom
And I hang out with my dadâ"š¬..heâ"š¬â"ž¢s my buddy
I play everything safe so Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll never be sad (boo hoo)
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m on it)
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a regular guy just like Dawsonâ"š¬â"ž¢s Creek
A regular guy just donâ"š¬â"ž¢t call me a geek,â"š¬ a geek yeah
Donâ"š¬â"ž¢t push meâ"š¬.
Damnâ"š¬â"ž¢t sometimes I wanna smash things up
Jacked up and wrapped upâ"š¬Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m in a boy band.. a boyband
And have to pee in a cup
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m on it)
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a regular guy just like Dawsonâ"š¬â"ž¢s Creek
A regular guy just donâ"š¬â"ž¢t call me a geek,â"š¬ a geek yeah