Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Hey I'm Santa Claus,

I'm the king of snow

I hate my wife because

She is a ho ho ho

She used to please me everyday

Then she made it clear

That Santa's only s'pose to come once year

Now I buy whores

Rock roll

And I stuff their stockings

With my north pole

I had a wonderful life

With a healthy household

And a beautiful wife

And a pot full of gold

Then my wife spent my riches all by herself

And since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf

Now I drink all day

And a part of me dies

Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged

By the rice krispie guys

Everyday I wake up, and I get to work late,

My boss says "hey what'sup?"

I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this shit

The kids they laugh cause I'm a sensitive cat

"big pussy!" I can't argue with that

If another kid gives me frosted flakes

I swear on my life, I'll eat his parents.

I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back

Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack

Heaps of heroine aint no joke

Marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke

Coooooke

Drugs for life that's my plan

But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

Hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick

I think they got herpes from some irish chick

Mother fucker

Santa, tony, could you guys please stop?

Oh snap... crackle and pop