I am a renegade salesman
Selling shoes to people with no feet
I know it doesn't sound too nice
But I have got to eat
Besides, there are many things that you can do with shoes
Throw them over telephone wires
Or give them to a friend
You can throw them over telephone wires
Or you can give them to a friend
Hey, hey, you're yelling at your receptionist about a missed call
'Cause maybe this is all you have
Hey, hey, you're yelling at your receptionist about a missed call
'Cause maybe this is all, that's life
I am a Massachusetts state cop
Making little highschool children cry
I know that they're just trying to be cool
But so am I
Besides, children shouldn't be alone at night
The world's a scary place these days
With criminals and murderers and party drugs and raves
Yeah the world's a scary place these days
With criminals and murderers and party drugs and raves
Hey, hey, you're yelling at your radio about a missed call
'Cause maybe this is all you have
Hey, hey, you're yelling at your radio about a missed call
'Cause maybe this is all, that's life
I am a smoky bar musician
Playing songs for people who don't care
But I know they'd really like my music
If they noticed I was there