Richard

I am the one who can raise the hairs on the necks of innocent men

I come from Toledo, but now I live in Davenport

One of the quad cities, if you know where that is

I have a job to do, and I do it well

I have a job to do, and I do it well

I've been called Lucifer

I've been called Satan

But my name is Richard, and you can call me Dick

I've got a job to do

I work at the bank

I foreclose on delinquent loans

I am the one who can send shivers down the backs of innocent men

I have a job to do, and I do it well

Last week we took the farm of some deadbeat farmer

He killed off all of his cattle before we could auction them off

Let me tell you

That sort of thing really pisses me off

Well I've been called Lucifer

Yes, I've been called Satan

But my name is Richard, and you can call me Dick

I've got a job to do, and I do it well

All over this tri-state area