Ring-a-ding-ding! Oh, my head's in a spin
Now there's a cowboy in the court, he's got a monkey on a stick
He's singing dance, dance, dance to the monkey macaroni
Had to get out now, it was making me horny
Spent all day trying to ease the pain
Oh no, you keep on scratching but it just won't go
Oh no, you're drawing blood but it still won't go
Super skipper Sue, now tell me what can I do?
I've got a hole in my pocket, got a stone in my shoe
I've been-a walking all day and my limbs are so tired
Can you put me to rest, put me tonight
Spent all day trying to ease the pain, of learning
Oh no, I keep on scratching but it just won't go
Oh no, you're drawing blood but it still won't go
Oh no, you keep on asking but you still don't know
Oh no, you're giving blood but it still won't go