Ringo (I Feel Like)

Custard
I feel like Ringo
and it's ripping my eyes out
and I feel like Ringo
shimmy to the left
shimmy to the right
I've made up a list
the list in my mind
of everyone helpful
and everyone kind
these Fender guitars
they tune up so nice
and Greg says that, "Amps are not a problem!"
lives in a disco
but goes home to the suburbs
where it's simply just
WORK, GIRLS, DRUGS and BOYS
shimmy to the left
and shimmy to the right
I refer to this list
this list in my mind
of everyone naughty, fucked up and unkind
forget about rock stars
forget about mics
no W-bins, no W-bins, no W-bins
UNCLE DAVEY: Now listen kids, I know as well as anyone that sometimes
things can get weird, things can get bad, but there's one thing, just
one thing we all can do, sing it to me kids...
R.I.N.G.O
that's right
R.I.N.G.O
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
R.I.N.G.O
that's right
R.I.N.G.O
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,uh-huh
R.I.N.G.O
here it is, here it is
GO
ooooh, uh
............uh
............uh
............ow
Aww yeah, uh owwww