The untimely passing of
A face you might have seen upon the screen
Between your favorite shows
Posing for a shoot
Was just his time to go
He did his best to sell
And all was well
Until his selling ceased, replacements came to feast, they came to
Take where he had left off (x2)
The children mourned for what
Was truly tragedy,
Each failed to see
The new invention mentioned on the TV screen
A new familiar face,
A new familiar friend,
A friend who ended up in place of him
Imploring us to spend, he came to
Take where he had left off (x4)
What to tell you, tell you (x4)