Lemme tell you 'bout Billy Bob.
Everybody thinks his name is Robb.
He can eat corn on the cobb with the best of them.
Last week? There was a corn on the cobb eatin' competition.
He took first place.
It was no surprise.
You see them gold teeth?
They didn't get that way
'cause he forgot to take the wrappers off his M&M's.
So if you see him in the supermarket,
stay clear.
'Cause he will fill up that paper bag so fast,
you never even saw it comin'.
And he'll tell ya,
come over to my place at six,
I've got a big metal pot,
well fill it up with water,
we'll boil all these motherfuckers,
and we'll see,
who can eat some real corn on the cobb.
And if you get lured in to that trap
you'd better use your time wisely.
Call all your friends,
tell 'em they ain't never gonna see you again.
Corn on the cobb,
corn on the cobb contest
corn on the cobb
you got yourself in a mess.
Crazy corn eatin' cobb robb bob billy bob
one serious dude.
There's always the chance
you could actually beat him
and you'll hear music like this
celebrating your victory.
Or maybe you just hear music like this
'cause you're going to heaven,
'cause you've been blown away
by the quickness,
of the Awesome Robb
whose real name
is _________