Eatin' Cap' Crunch;
Watchin' Brady Bunch;
Meeting with my agent,
trying to score a free lunch.
Candy corn taste;
Just like human waste;
went to my dentist,
and punched his stinky face!
Oh, yeah!
Rock is in my Blood!
Hell, yeah!
Rock is in my Blood!
Mix' water and dirt;
and you get Mud!
Sending a jet ski;
to my Aunt Lucy;
went to see my Doctor,
and taught him some history!
Oh, yeah!
Rock is in my Blood!
I said, no-no-yeah!
Rock is in my Blood!
Mix' water and dirt;
and you get mu-mu-mu-mu-Mud!