Romance romance, those old sycophants dribbling sacrifice
Romance romance, it holds them entranced, shows them a paradise
Romance is a danger to us
All over town the romantics pursue us
Breathing over our shoulders
Threatening swift and irrational revenge
Romance (REVENGE!)
Romance (REVENGE!)
Romance romance
Romance romance, resist its advance, send it mixed messages
Romance romance, deny it a dance, the stuff that it presages
Is classed as a danger to us
All academia wants to eschew us
Glowering over their glasses
Wishing us many romantic returns
Romance (RETURN!)
Romance (RETURN!)
Romance romance
Oh Espana! Grievous and funny and fat
In my frustration I cursed your creation
Now show me the romance in that
I'm afraid of the human characteristics awarded to lands like you
By necro-romantics and closet Falangists
They don't love you the way I do...
Romance romance
Romance romance
Romance