My car doesn't have a stereo system
My car doesn't have a cellular phone
My car's clock is stuck at 8:50
My car's parked in a tow-away zone
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But my car's got a nice roofrack
Bright and shiny and new
It really has a very nice roofrack
To carry my love to you
My car doesn't like going 'round corners
My car doesn't like going uphill
My car's engine purrs like a llama
My car's fumes make the passengers ill
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My car doesn't have one straight panel
My car doesn't take available parts
My car's littered with parking tickets
My car's lucky if it even starts
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