Hey what's that in the alley with a knife in her hand I think it's that girl from the autograph stand She looks kind of sad, does she understand That we're only doin' our job Tryin' to make her happy when we play these songs But now the show's over, she's comin' over With a knife above her shoulder I told ya, I told ya, I told ya, I told ya
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If you see a girl with a knife Riding on your bus with my name Written on her face don't make a fuss Don't rush take time this girl's dangerous To guys like me who are on TV Canadian celebrities can hardly believe That you're going to act weird when you see 'em on the street If you've seen what I've then you're better to believe, to believe me
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Hey Jarvis, could you sign this for me, please? Oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, wow Actually, I know every thing about you, I know where you live And you phone number, and I like to watch you at night and
I like drive by, where you live at I never stop though 'cause your wife is always home And I know if she were to look into my eyes she would see that We are in love, yes we are in love (Someone call the security) Did you get that package I sent you?
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Run for your life, you'll be lying in the sidewalk, with your hand in your hand