Ryanair Song
When I get depressed I go to Homebase and buy something to build.
Get halfway finished feel more depressed, want to be killed.
And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
It's not fair.
So my girlfriend gone to Portugal and my best friend is in Spain.
Anne-Marie's gone to work in France and no one here knows my name.
And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
It's not fair.
So I'm staying at the Raigmore and I feel to fucking tired
One more cigarette before I sleep, probably set myself on fire
And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
Scots pill man, show us a trick
Scots pill man, buy us a drink
Scots pill man, don't be a dick
And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
It's not fair.