Well I was strutting by a hootchie bar on Jane Street,
Trying hard to dodge the doo-doo in my path,
When I heard footsteps behind me in the same beat,
And some joker went and grabbed my ass,
I spun around and said;
"Now listen you may be a charming fella,
But you're just cruisin' for a bruisin' just the same"
And then I hit him on the head with my umbrella,
But instead of saying 'ouch' he just smiled in pain he said;
"Ooh, ooh, aha.
Do it again pretty momma,
First let me thank you,
For letting me spank you,
My credo and my ism is sadomasochism."
I said; "Now listen honey you must be mistaken,
I mean I'm sure I never saw your face before,
And besides this blushin' bride's already taken"
But he got down on his knees and he begged for more, he said;
"Ooh, ooh, aha.
Do it again pretty momma,
We'll commit nameless sins,
You can stick me with pins,
You can desert me but not 'til you hurt me"
But this kid was really acting kinda weird,
And I woulda left him kneeling on the sidewalk,
But somethin' in his smile looked so sincere. He said;
"Ooh, ooh aha.
Do it again pretty momma,
We'll buy icecream,
I'll let you treat me,
We'll play perquacky,
I'll let you beat me"
Now, please don't think I'm just a shameless hussy,
And if you're still wondering; 'doesn't he or does he?'
Well, I just love to be gagged and bound. You see,
Ooh, ooh, aha.
Do it again pretty momma,
I'll be the baby,
You be the mummy,
You can tap dance on my tummy.
'Cos my credo and my ism is sadomasochism
Yes, my credo and my ism is sadomasochism.