I read the other day that Bob was sad
Because his girlfriend was talking to her ex
When she found out that he had sex
With his ex-wife that ruined his life
By making a post about the time he cheated on her with his old boss
Now he's single and unemployed
And he said his life is completely destroyed
AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
Sally made a post about eating a chocolate lasagna pizza
Which she eats every time she feels alone and
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
Then Sam replied that he's there for her
And he can come over to dry her tears
He's probably planning to get her drunk and
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
Hey!
You!
Whaddya read?
Something negative or something bleak?
Your digital confessions of depression are an obsession!
The lack of your discretion
leads to my increased aggression!
(I just want to punch you in the FACE! ... book)
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And you don't belong
You're gone!
No more attention for the shit that don't matter!
I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather!
John just made a post
Proclaiming he hasn't eaten since noon today
A burger and fries sound really good and
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
And Jack replied
"Dude, just ask me if you want me to get you something!"
That's when Lisa said:
"You shouldn't eat meat"
And I think I'm gonna have to
Hide your post
Hide your blog
Hide your post
Hide your blog
Hide your post
Hide your blog
I don't give a shit
Shut up
Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
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And you don't belong
You're gone!
No more attention for the shit that don't matter!
I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather!
All that I ever wanted
Was to reach out to my friends
Instead I'm drowning in a sea of
Bitching, whining, moaning and complaining
About the weather
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Fighting with your lover
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Griping about the government
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Preaching about the environment
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I hate my parents
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I lost my wallet
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I'm totally bored
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I feel so-
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I-
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But-
*BLOCK*
Please?
*BLOCK*
Aww, Did I hurt your feelings?
Oh well.
I guess I'll never know!
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Sadface
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And you don't belong
You're gone!
No more attention for the shit that don't matter!
I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather!
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I put up with the dramathon for way too long
You're gone!
I'll do away with all the Jerry Springer
By clicking delete using my middle finger!