Santa Claus Is Back In Town
Christmas! Christmas!
(This one goes out to Santa's little helper)
Christmas!
(Down in Memphis Tennessee)
Well, it's Christmas time pretty baby,
And the snow is falling on the ground.
Well, it's Christmas time pretty baby,
And the snow is falling on the ground.
You've been a real good little girl,
And Santa clause is back in town.
(And I brought you some presents baby).
Got no a sleigh with reindeer,
No sack on my back,
You're gonna see me comin' in a big black Cadillac.
Oh, it's Christmas time pretty baby,
And the snow is falling on the ground.
(it's like powdered sugar hunny).
Oh, you've been a real good little girl,
Santa Claus is back in town.
(Santa's left the building baby, he's coming for ya.
You know baby,
A man gets lonely up at the north pole,
Just surrounded by elves and reindeer.
Baby, I think its time I come down to Memphis,
For some good old southern lovin'.
Maybe some bacon, peanut butter and banana sandwiches on the griddle.
Some pigs' feet flavored eggnog.
Ginger bread houses made out of Spam.
Get a fruitcake and dip it in beef gravy with a side of pork ribs,
Baby, have you ever had a candy cane made out of mayonnaise?
It's delightful.
Oh, I'm poppin' out of my jump suit here.
Baby, hang up those stockings,
And turn off the light,
You're gonna hear me coming down the chimney tonight.
Oh, it's Christmas time pretty baby,
And the snow is falling on the ground.
(looks like frosting coming off a doughnut).
Well, You've been a real good little girl,
And Santa Claus is back in town.
(Oh, I'm havin' a heart attack, hold on for a second).
Well, You've been a real good little girl baby,
And Santa Claus is back in town.
Whoa
(Come on, Rudolph make a left over there by the Denny's
Daddy's gotta get some sugar-free plum pudding,
A quart of eggnog and a mince-meat pie.
Merry Christmas very much