Saturday (Skit)
[Knocking]
[Pops:]
Turn that record off! Turn it down! You're music's too loud! Turn it down!
[Logic: Rapping]
Reppin' G-Burg
Take time
Rape rhyme
When I [?]
[Pops barges in]
[Pops:]
What the hell going on in here with all this noise?
[Logic:]
Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man?
[Pops:]
Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis or Nat King Cole!
[Logic:]
Dad...
[Pops:]
Who the hell are these people rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains.
[Logic:]
Aw, man... c'mon...
[Pops:]
What the hell is going with [?] today?
[Logic:]
(Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream.
[Pops:]
Well, you better wake up!
[Logic:]
See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand.
[Pops:]
Why ain't you in school?
[Logic:]
Dad, it's Saturday.
[Pops:]
Oh yeah, okay. It is Saturday.
[Logic:]
Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday.
[Pops:]
Alright then... Get a job!
[Logic:]
Get a job?
[Pops:]
Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator.
[Logic:]
N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man!
[Pops:]
Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours!
[Logic:]
Dad, stop.
[Pops:]
That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that!
[Logic:]
Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop!
[Pops:]
Bitch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest white woman I've seen in my life!
[Logic:]
Oh my God... Dad! Dad... why you always...?
[Pops:]
Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!"
[Logic:]
Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man!
[Pops:]
I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... I get so excited about her!
[Logic:]
Oh my God...
[Pops:]
Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'!
[Logic:]
You do this every day.
[Pops:]
She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew!
[Logic:]
You do thi- really? Okay... There's no stoppin' you.
[Pops:]
Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy titties!
[Logic:]
What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad!
[Pops:]
Booty! Booty! [?] booty!
[Logic:]
No! Ew! Oh, God!
[Pops:]
Mm-Mm-Mm! Them titties all in my [?]!
[Logic:]
Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my...
[Pops:]
Big bang! Big bang! Big bang!