Save a Horse
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills
Like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of Crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town
Ain't never gonna be the same
'Cause I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the girls, they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy and the girls say
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and bling-blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down
And I wouldn't trade Ol' Leroy
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the girls they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy and the girls say
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
I'm a thorough-bred, that's what she said
In the back of my truck bed as I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road, we were flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go
But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation all night long
So I took her out giggin' frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Willie Nelson song
I could think of and we made love
And I saddled up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the girls they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy and the girls say
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
What? What?
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
Everybody says
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"