We need a new cliché, a totally original thing to say
Make people laugh and everybody dance
Be a freak show if we're given the chance
We need a new hook but we're all out of thinking
The hard part is getting it done,
You take a simple word and you rhyme it with another one
Not to be so brain dead I long to be
But my happy place differs from reality
We need a new hook but we're all out of thinking
And empty never goes that far
We're on a cruise ship and the bartender's been drinking
But don't you worry
I'll just save the world a little bit later
Write new music in a little while
I'm the world's biggest procrastinator
Just deny that I'm still in denial
It's sounding lovely but don't get cocky
Because we all know how these things go
The muse she loves you and then she leaves you
Our ever elusive centerfold
Now would be a good time to hit on me.