Scholarship In Punk
You know I never liked high school
Though it was my intent
To land a scholarship in punk
And avoid imprisonment
Yeah my rules
Thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s the way it had to be
Not scholastically involved
Fill the girls with alcohol
Be more like me and youâ"š¬â"ž¢ll run the company
To get a job was your intent
But it seems irreverent
When youâ"š¬â"ž¢re fifteen years
Who the hell really cares
All that counts is getting laid
Hate her braces love the braids
Chorus:
The one thing I liked about going to school
Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you
You know I never liked high school
My destiny was not
To be literate in math
I would rather take a bath
In my own crap
So donâ"š¬â"ž¢t ask me to a dance
I would rather sit in class
Than be with you and make an ass
Out of myself or to learn the saxophone
Least important were the Aâ"š¬â"ž¢s
Stealing Mr. Sims toupee
When youâ"š¬â"ž¢re fifteen years
Who the hell really cares
All that counts is getting laid
Hate her braces love the braids
(chorus)
Some say Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m not too bright
Sometimes I think that they are right
Sometimes I think I should be president
But Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m remembering your words
(chorus)
But Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m remembering youâ"š¬â"ž¢re words
The one thing I liked about going to school
Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you
Like you
Like you
Like you
Girl like you