Make less money than a damn school teacher I'm gettin' tired of dealing with the p-i-g-c-o-w-a-r-d Cro-Magnum, meter maid fed, cinder block (hed) How to serve and protect everything that you hate-wait Your pencil neck's about to break What's with that chip on your shoulder? What's with that chip on your shoulder? Causin' more trouble than you find on your silly beat The hate and race war you perpetuate will soon end Then, you'll be unemployed Checkin' my ID for a livin' Insecure, power struck excuse for a pig See it dyin' in my nice dreams Bleedin' from the cap that me just twisted back-snap! What's with that chip on your shoulder? What's with that chip on your shoulder?