Scott's a Dork
Well like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust
I love her and she loves everyone
She said she likes my band but I don't even like my band
I love her and she loves everyone
I saw her kiss him last night
I'm sick now, I'm sick now
(But it's just a little cold)
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
When I say "I give up" it just means I'm going to try again
She loves me and I love everyone
I was kissin' her but she was wishin' it was him
She loves me and I love everyone
They told her about you and me
She's mad now (but she'll get over it)
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork [repeat 3x]
You'd think that after all this time
She'd change but, she didn't
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
Now's she's walking out the door
I don't need her anymore
I love her