Sebastian
Stepping out of mother’s winter clothes
Everybody knows
She’s got no way to hide those morsels
Then she puts some perfume in her head
On her way to bed
Tries to impress those pillows
Waking up she puts on brand new shoes
And reads the news
Finds out there’s no one left to run to
And with her shoes she kills her only friend
Sebastian
The dog she loved, she stepped on his head
Do you want us around you
Are you inclined to be on your own
Just be happy we found you
In time to leave you alone
Stepping into someone else’s dream
She makes it seem
Like she’s the one who came up with it
Puts a brand new doorway in her home
She lives alone
Tells everyone her husband made it
Plants a garden everywhere she goes
Everybody knows
Those plants will never grow
Cuz she treats her plants the way she treats her friends
Like Sebastian
She steps on their heads
Do you want us around you
Are you inclined to be on your own
Just be happy we found you
In time to leave you alone