(Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together,
For william tecqwyn!)
Wiley - (Eski boy, shake a leg, shake a leg)
Oi! Dan! Wot you call this?
Why have you got me spittin on this?
I don't usually spit on tracks like these
But its jus the start and I'm startin to like it
Watch producers try and buy me
If you like it
Don't fight it
Dance with your grandma
Ill be dancing with your auntie
(Skippa- But I bet your uncle can't wait for the
SWITCH!)
Now I move onto your girlfriend
Me dancing with your girl
Now that's hell friend
I get randy
Do you know whatd handy
A little glass of brandy
Now I'm skankin with BIG DAVEs Mandy
Shakin a leg in the middle of the dancefloor
I'm givin her what she asks for
She got a hardback wind what more can she ask for
Come and shake a leg with me
P-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi!
Come and shake a leg with me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!
(Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm welcome
For our next performer,
Jose Fernandez)
Skippa - (Skippa, Esta loca, oh! Hola! OK)
This is loco flow to,
Got a spanish flow to wiggle ya toe to
Come, shake ya leg for a giggle
Grab ya keys up, I got a knees up to go to
Tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes
Going for the nitros and the free booze
In a shirt you nicked off rodrigo
Roll tight in a nylon tuxedo
Red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos
Mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos
Left, right, forward, backward we go
Lambada with a chica, spittin image of deebo
I do the salsa with the old fogies
Eatin runny guacomole green like bogies
I'm litsenin to the sounds and I don't mind neither
Shakin a leg with a funny old geezer
Come and shake a leg with me
P-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi!
Come and shake a leg with me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!
(Ladies and gentleman,
Will you please put your hands togther
For the Ethnal from Bethnal)
Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii)
Wot?
This sounds like the job for me
The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g
Which l-e-g
Third l-e-g
Yeah! I'm a wrong'un
Known to be a liberty
Like him. I can't see me sittin on this
But I like music so I'm spittin on this
You chose me to come and spit all over this one
And then have a little wander around and get drunk
Woteva the weather I make bars make cheddar
Drive cars with leather
So don't ask who's clever
(whos clever?)
We're clever
And I'm clever, he's clever she's clever
(Smart)
And she's out and about with no fella
And I've had a couple of stella I feel leathered
Now she's over the moon, she's up weather
She's one on for the big style wheneva
She makes me feel betta!
Come and shake a leg with me
P-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi!
Come and shake a leg with me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!