I'm a fairly quiet guy but I like to laugh and that
that's OK but when I'm laughing I look just like a twat
You might say that's ridiculous and of course you're right
except when I'm trying hard to make an impact
and she keeps telling jokes
Just the other day I went to a concert on my own
I forgot to read the program and I felt so alone
All they played was an overture by some Russian get
I was so ashamed I had to fake a headache
and she keeps telling jokes
When I got back home
I noticed that something else was wrong Girl
Not that anything was broken
but everything was changed and upside down
I had to take the day off and cancel all my dates
and my girlfriend she was angry and so were all my mates
but alas it's important to have a happy home
and nothing can stop me in my search for beauty
and she keeps telling jokes