She thinks of John Travolta on the same day as me She even likes artichoke hearts like me She eats cornflakes before she goes to her job Well she's an artist, she's got everything she needs She's got a mole on her back She's got a butt like a pillow and she likes to wear black
Well I wanna be her lover any way I can And I wanna be her friend and I'm doing all I can 'cause I love her little smiles and all the letters she sends
She's a dopey little girl and her names not Nancy In her own little world her names Diane She loves me a whole freakin lot She loves me a whole freakin lot She loves me a whole freakin lot Oh she loves me a whole freakin lot
Well I wanna be her lover any way I can And I wanna be her friend and I'm doing all I can 'cause I love her little smiles and all the letters she sends
Well I wanna be her lover any way I can And I wanna be her friend and I'm doing all I can 'cause I love her little smiles and all the letters she sends
Well I wanna be her lover for the rest of my life 'cause I know I'm gonna love her for the rest of my life Well I wanna be friend and I'm doing all I can 'cause I love her little smiles and all the letters she sends