Shot Glass

Alexthomasdavis

I take my pills out a shot glass

Tell me that I’m not flash

Action from a wide ass

I have a drink in the morning

Tell me I’m not boring

Stops the punters yawning

I could be walking around lucky

Play a bit of hooky

Lets go down the bookies

I got my gear now I’m sorted

I’m a little sordid

All the fuses shorted

I know in time you will see

You’ll drink yourself to me

So fill your glass and be

An alcoholics dream

You know I like the smell of fresh grass

Bring it to the chefs pass

Love to have the last laugh

I shoot along another highway

Through another doorway

I’m the man from milktray

Everytime that I see you

Hunger seems to eat you

Have another drive through

I take a lift from a stranger

In a rover ranger

To another mainger

Down goes another pint glass

Never wanna be last

Never wanna be slash

I love it when a film is gory

With a twisting story

Not so hunky dory

I keep an eye out for the hot rocks

Sniff around the old docks

Pick a safe with hard locks

I drink it all from my shot glass

Pay for it with hard cash

Stolen from a countash