This expedition's gotten way off course
And now you're asking for a man called horse and I don't fit the bill
After stepping on a lockjaw nail
Any remedy is bound to fail
If you don't take the pill
I wish my head had a tap
And I wish my mind had a drain
So I could shunt my fears away
Getting ready for a king sized poke
About as funny as a punchline joke
I laugh until it hurts
I know you're hoping for a lead pipe cinch
But I've been looking for the right sized wrench
To throw into the works
I wish my head had a tap
And I wish my mind had a drain
So I could shunt my fears away