I've got Jesus in my fax machine
I saw Ho-Chi Minh down at Burger King
I dated Elvis as a drag queen
And I still don't understand a fucking thing
I heard the voice of Buddha from the kitchen sink
He said "burn thine PC as an offering"
I've been diagnosed as the missing link
But I still don't understand a fucking thing
Fill the hole in my head with static
Pump away, away
Love's a semi-automatic
God's hooked up on life support
Shoot me up, inject, abort
The side effects are half the fun
Fill the hole in my head with static
Pump away, away
Love's a semi-automatic
God's hooked up on life support
Shoot me up, eject, delete
The side effects are half the fun
The side effects are half the fun
The side effects are half the fun
The side effects are half the fun