Mom and Dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I swear to God, oh please don't go
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
She said why don't you quit your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Wanna be alone
My Grandpa had a cigarette
It touched my arm on accident
I swear to God, it hurt real bad
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home
Gramma, take me home