Willy Jackson
Stanley Davies
Spencer Cliss
Rosita Delicious
Sandy Hooker
No money
You Telly, Lilly
And you Willy
Think I'm just another fool
Spilky Skuller, Spencer Cliss
Think I am a little freak
Willy Jackson, all the others
Think I am a little weak
Snoopy Slender, Random Toxy
Think I don't know where to go
My reaction if I meet them
Is just, ho, ho, ho
No money
You Telly, Lilly
And you Willy
Think I'm just another fool
Jackson Wallace, Smady Menko
Think I am a little freak
Rosita Delicious, Sammy Schmaltz
Think I am too weak
Snoopy Slender, Random Toxy
Think I don't know where to go
My reaction if I meet them
Is just, ho, ho, ho
No money
You Telly, Lilly
And you Willy
Think I'm just another fool
Thank you very very much ladies and gentlemen
You still are programmed
Of your local radio station
That's not just giving you another feature
We are presenting you the truth
The truth about human beings
The truth about human desire
The truth about human eyes
The truth about human faces
The truth about everybody
The truth about you